Dec 3, 2025 - Marc
King Pompancircumstanz of Betonitia was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he.
Dec 20, 2024 - Mike
Lady Bassinet from Luxembourg; loves to go ice skating but has to change out of her dress first. She travels her native land messaging that the only real way to eat an Oreo is without the milk altogether.
Dec 15, 2023 - Steve
Trillia Billia Fo-Fillia from Bombay. She sells sweets to homeless people in exchange for acts of kindness. It’s an odd job but she would like to debate probably better for society than anything YOU’RE doing. She’s a little spry, as you can see.
Dec 2, 2022 - Steve
Petunia Potty Pants. She goes around the world gifting parents the patience, energy, and sanity they need to potty train their children. For instance, just before writing this we were 2/2 on potty successes and while writing it someone may have slipped and fell in their own urine. As Tom Hanks Conductor says “All Aboard!”
2021 - Mike
Antwon Demarcus married a nice man and now they live happily ever after in Elk Grove, California. - Sean
2020 - Steve
Treat McTweets is a local famous baker in her hometown of Ada, Ohio. She legally changed her name and tweets about her baked goods every hour on the quarter hour. She makes baked goods based on the local news and neighborhood goings on. When I say she’s a local famous baker, I mean that the locals trust her baked goods as an unbiased vetted and fact controlled news outlet, but ain’t nobody buy her nasty treats. Those who have lived through eating one can’t quite describe what makes them so intolerable. But as her news is all locally focused and she can’t actually cook worth a darn, it’s hard to say if she’ll ever make it to the national stage. Keep trying, Treats!
2019 - Mike
Mallory Hezcho-Scheezho from Belgium. She’s traveled around the small country a many a times and likes to wear baby bibs out in public. Since Lady Gaga started the movement in 2006, she’s stuck with it in hopes to rise to fame and perform live in NYC.
2018 - Steve
Princess Annabeth of Wunderloo. She hopes Steve and Kaylee name their newborn after her. She simply loves her name and wishes to spread it around the world so everyone can enjoy it too.
2017 - Marc
King Toto from Totingham, an unrecognized country consisting entirely of an abandoned oil drilling platform in the North Sea.
2016 - Jenny
King Mao Pao. He plays a mean yahtzee. Worst dessert: doughnuts, he just can't stand them. His friend once brought him a really moist and gooey doughnut since his main complaint had been that they were generally too dry... King Mao Pao ate a few bites and considered whether this made a difference in his opinion and determined that it didn't.
2015 - Jenny
King George, King of the land of crazytown. He likes to get down, get down, get down tonight. Many people stop him on the street to ask "just where do you get your flavor?!"
2014 - Marc
Leroy the Boy King hails from Dee-troit Mich. His claim to fame is inventing the combination Big Boy/Burger King restaurant.
2013 - Jenny
We Three Kings. That's his name: first, middle, last. His first name is often misspelled as Wi, like the state.
2012 - Steve
This is John Proper of the Norwegian Propers. He was born Prince Proper but didn't feel like a boy, so after a series of operations (not supported by the royal family) he is now Princess Proper of Norway.
2011 - Steve
Her name is Princess Hannah and she works at Medieval Times in Anaheim, California. She was born in Austria but traveled to California for an acting job. Not exactly what she was aiming for, but she loves her job and is in a relationship with the green knight.
2010 - Marc
This dapper young gentleman (yes, it is a man) is Lucas Alan Fitzroy. He hails from Texarkana, Arkansas. He is an heir to the Dairy Queen corporation and boy is he proud of it. This explains the garb he wears almost constantly.
2009 - Jenny
King George the 28th. This guy comes from a long line of Georges! Lots of them. Some have rebeled and spell George with a "J", which has been accepted. But this guy likes tradition so he stuck with the "G". He's a pretty well-liked king because he declares every Sunday to be pancake breakfast day.
2008 - Mike
Shanoilanoi Shoe from Eureka Springs, Arkansas. She works as a hostess at the local burger joint that caters to famous photographers that are in town to marvel at the giant-sized Jesus figure on display at the outskirts of town. (actually exists) She can't wait to bake cookies with the parentals when she gets home this weekend. ;)
2006 - Mike
Madame Apron - loves to chow down on roasted peanuts and chocolate covered pretzels with a nice glass of wine. No one knows where she is from... just rich and powerful.