Dec 4, 2025 - Jenny
Ricka says this is a boy who lives in California and they like to walk to these people at the house [points to her doll house]
Dec 11, 2024 - Marc
My name is Yon Yonson. I come from Wisconsin. I work in a lumberyard there.
Dec 21, 2023 - Mike
WanWan- from Athens! He has silver medallion gold status with Delta Airlines and calls Athens home but may need to go back some mileage runs before the end of the year to keep the status. He tends to make the new places home so we’ll see where he lands next year.
Dec 13, 2022 - Mike
Antonio from Belize! He only eats soup, hence his slim appearance. While he likes the warm sun, he spends a lot of time in Croatia for the winter just to lose feeling in his toes before flying back home.
2021 - Steve
This young fellas name is Sport. His highly un-athletic parents named him that to try to make him succeed where they failed their whole lives. This plan failed miserably. Needless to say when you combine the genetics of two uncoordinated and un-strong peoples… you get what you’d expect: a very unsporty Sport
2020 - Mike
Mickey Mouse, from Orlando, Florida. He hasn’t seen a lot of love this year but he’s happy to be third this year in the family countdown.
2019 - Marc
Tommy TwoShoes got his name by sewing the backside of two shoes together and calling it a hat. The hat took the fashion world by storm! For his next clothing invention he's pushing a potato sack with arm and legholes cut out of it. It doesn't seem to be catching on though - and Tommy PotatoSack doesn't have the same ring to it.
2018 - Marc
Pinter Pelicano is a shepherd in the Falkland Islands. He is famous for owning the world's only flock of naturally orange sheep. From their wood he makes wool garments, such as the hat he is sporting here.
2017 - Mike
Bah-Nah-Nah, from Oceansurf, California. Always loves playing game boy while in the sushi restaurant. He's more of a glass half full kind of person but does believe if you don't like chives, that you shouldn't be forced to eat them. Three priorities in life: Breakfast Homework Fight. "Motosurf!"
2016 - Steve
Yusaf from Russia. His hobbies include infiltrating US elections and painting kittens. He's never met Putin but receives orders from him all the time due to his computer hacking skills.
2015 - Steve
Sehrif Kalimba likes to play ball. Sehrif Kalimba likes to shop at the mall. Sehrif Kalimba is only three quarters foot tall.
2014 - Marc
Carl Blancas. He's a plant geneticist from Uppsala, Sweden. He has devoted his career to creating a rutabaga that tastes like watermelon. Her's hoping he succeeds.
2013 - Steve
This is Ala-deen Shimbaywa. He used to be a jewish sumo wrestler from the Middle East. His costume for sumo wrestling was to wear a yarmulke and he had to wear it so often, he had it sewn onto his head through a very complicated surgery. He started to get into racing triathlons and lost an enormous amount of weight but the yarmulke grew too big for his shrinking head. It now serves as a beanie, of sorts.
2012 - Marc
Juan Pollo raises chickens in his Andean village. The people there all say that his chickens are the juiciest, and tastiest they've ever had. He loves his job, but one day he hopes to become a phlebotomist.
2011 - Mike
Samuel Jenkins, of Baltimore always buys previously viewed movies from Blockbuster on Tuesdays after picking up his groceries for the month. He wears the red hat for collision avoidance with low flying aircraft.
2010 - Jenny
This guy is sad and lonely because he got lost in jenny's inbox. He was overlooked until after Christmas - poor soul. To try to make up for it, I shall name him Wonderful Stupendousbaum. He is happy now
2009 - Jenny
His name is George. George Georgelson. He's a happy-go-lucky guy. He's likes playing four-square a lot. He's a fierce competitor at that game. The other kids on the playground really admire him.
2008 - Mike
His name is Caleb but his friends call his Gulfstream Gondola as he operates his streamlined gondola in the Hudson River. His business hours are M-Th 6am - 4:30pm, reasonable rates - and a great way to avoid those toll increases on the bridges and tunnels into NYC. One day he hopes to stray away from the all-white gown and diversify his wardrobe.
2007 - Jenny
Her name is Annie. She lives in Nantucket, Kentucky. People there look at her a little funny because of her white robery but she doesn't care. She takes care of abandoned lions in her apartment. The authorities haven't found out yet.
2006 - Steve
A Man of this particular look is only fit for the name of Smelly Watson. Smelly had an unfortunate run in with some japanese mafia men when he was 8. Ever since then, he's been forced to wear the red cap that they've sewn to his head. He'd like to wish everyone a Happy Christmas! I'm afraid he'll never outgrow his boyish charm. And his love for John Lennon