Dec 5, 2025- Mike
Papa Lima, hails from the highlands of Uruguay; one of those Alaskan tourists that were tricked into buying property for one euro and now after spending thousands on revamping his condo - he LOVES it in Uruguay! If you want to visit, bring fudge or candy canes, please!
Dec 1, 2024 - Steve
Queen Bebe was a one hit wonder actress who has recently broken back into the biz with many Netflix Christmas movies. She is still mediocre but happy doing what she loves to do.
Dec 22, 2023 - Steve
Phosphorus Cole. Of the Cincinnati Coles. So many jobs they could have that would be fun with his name. Miner, steamboat captain, train conductor, stocking filler, chemist. His real passion is chocolate. He often says “Well there’s chocolate. And there’s chocolate. Only Phossy Cole’s will make your confidence skyrockelet”
Dec 23, 2022 - Marc
Bahrom Kai Ruggeri is an events organizer based in Asaka Uzbekistan. He notes that the annual city-wide spelling bee is coming up in January!
2021 - Marc
Clarabelle Bijou is a Norwegian popstar living in Paris. Her biggest hit song is called "Rocky's Rumba" and it inspired a dance craze where people use their hands to mimic moose antlers.
2020 - Marc
Sally Mander is a web designer from Tewksbury Mass. She works from home and is an advanced Zoomer, having used it long before most of the rest of us. She dies her hair platinum blond so that she really stands out in the grid view.
2019 - Mike
FiFai Bunny from Austria! It’s too cold there so sometimes whilst shivering her name comes out as FiFiFai. When it happens, FiFai has to close her eyes and wait for the shivering to be over.
2018 - Kaylee
The Wise Lady of the United States of America. An advisor to the President, she serves our country by helping he or she to effectively communicate with other top world leaders in an attempt to further peace and to foster community/country/international bonds. She struggles greatly with our current president, but does her best to advise and to do any and all damage control that she can.
2017 - Steve
This is Pegwey. He is from Alaska. The Glazer’s found him stuck in a Fjord while traveling on their family vacation. He was so thankful to not freeze to death. He followed them back to California to help harvest and make wine. He still wears his parka even on the hottest of days.
2016 - Mike
Skipped... Too busy.
2015 - Kaylee
Mrs. Monique MacGuire. Head of the Beverly Hills high PTA. Know-it-all, control freak, perky lady who shows everyone who is boss- including the school board and the principal! She always gets her way.. And it's not with charm!
2014 - Steve
This is Kimo. The very first of many of his namesake due to an incident when learning spanish in the 3rd grade. Kimo grew up in Spain but was born to an english speaking family. Kimo was having a hard time picking up the correct grammar when learning spanish. No matter how many times his teacher and peers explained that when introducing yourself you need only say “Me llamo ”. However, Kimo had made the bad habit of wanting to translate word for word from English to spanish. So he would say “Me llamo es Kimo.” The teacher along with all the students would laugh at him and call start chanting “es Kimo, es Kimo, es Kimo.” That name followed him every where he went and haunted him. When he started a family of his own, all the people in the neighborhoods and schools would refer to his family and kids as the es Kimos. The name followed down for generations. When Kimo was old and nearly on his deathbed he decided he had enough and it was time for his family to escape this curse. He mandated that they all move. He made them relocate to the northern most tip of Alaska where no one would find them. Strangely, they found when they were off on their own that they rather missed being called the es Kimos and decided to fully embrace it. From then on any descendent of this family line was known as an Eskimo.
2013 - Mike
Demetria Dadsalmosthomeletshavecookies, she often anticipates her sister getting home from work to have cookies while crocheting and building igloos in her spare time. She doesn't have gloves so she gets too cold too quickly and waits for it to warm up to around -4.
2012 - Mike
Josiah Kiwana, from Eagle, Colorado. He likes to wear the thick coats to make his body think he still lives in Hawaii. He lives in a legit log cabin and enjoys fresh oysters.
2011 - Steve
His name is Kiki Maliki. He built his igloo from gray water to be environmentally responsible. His largest passion in life is cross-stitching!
2010 - Mike
Olympus Readwithmyeyesshutumus comes from Bear Lake, CA and will grow up to be Canada's most awarded olympic snowboarder. Free dinners with the Prime Minister!
2009 - Steve
This boy's name is BonQuiQui, he resides in the northern region of Nova Scotia. His favorite brand of spinach dip is Knorr's. He works in the coal mines year round. He's not allowed any sick days or vacations. The only time he gets to spend with his family all year is Christmas Eve and Christmas day. He's super excited for those couple of days to spend with his kids, Gnosh and Patoon, and his wife, Mareesha.
2008 - Steve
His name is Pokesh - He hails from Alaka. He has 14 pet Alaskan Malamutes all named "Troy". He wakes up at 2am every morning and digs 17 holes throughout the tundra and then at noon he and his friends play snowdog-sled golf. (In Alaska they only play 17 holes because if you ever tried to complete an 18th hole you'd freeze to death!)
2007 - Steve
His name is Wig-Wam. He lives in Antarctica. He likes to go sledding with the Caribou. His favorite one is Dash. Wig-Wam has a mental disability that keeps him from participating in tribal life but everyone in the tribe still loves him.
2006 - Jenny
Mo-Mo from hawaii (the north side of the island where it's chilly). He wears black because it soaks up the sun and therefore he stays warm. His friends where shirts with big flowers on them - he doesn't understand why.