Dec 2, 2025 - Penny
Her name is bluey from Makhanah. She likes to dance.
Dec 10, 2024 - Penny
Her name is Penny. She’s getting out of the little truck
Dec 2, 2023 - Kaylee
Story coming soon!
Dec 17, 2022 - Marc
Helgi Alisher House is an electrician in Ternengo Italy. Despite his last name he mostly works on commercial properties. He has a little lip twitch on his left side that has been there ever since he accidentally gave himself a good shock 13 years ago.
2021 - Lou
Not Santa. Not Minnie. Not Mickey. Not donald. Not goofy. Not Pluto. Not a dragon. Not a teddy bear. Not Pete. Not butch. Not chip and dale. Not clubhouse. I wanna look at pickles.
2020 - Kaylee
Cinphony Cinna. A member of district 1 who is next in line to be the designer/dresser of the district 1 tributes to the hunger games. She loves pops of color and sparkle and can’t wait to incorporate fashion into functional clothing!
2019 - Steve
The man you see before you is obsessed with his name. For his name is only one word. No middle name. No last name. He’s so obsessed most of his clothes just has his name our initial on it. You can see on his hat, it begins with a”C” and a C name is just so lucky, you see. If you ask him his name, he gets so excited, he starts to shake then it belts it out as loud as he can. “My name is Carryweatheringoringtonpotz”
2018 - Steve
Benson Bugle Bjorn - born in Uganda, raised in Ukraine, summers in Sweden, but lives in Maine. Benson only does activities that start with the letter “B”. Examples include: Bobsledding, Bungee Jumping, Bicycling, Baseball, Basketball, Badminton, Bocce, Bonzai, Boxing, Body Surfing, and of course the obvious one is that he plays the Banjo. Surprisingly, he does not play the Bugle. That’s the buzz on Triple B.
2017 - Marc
Nikolai Kruschikov from Kalingrad. He is a maker of artisanal lipsticks.
2016 - Marc
Egbert is a Dutch tattoo artist. his specialties include dragons, roses, and made up Chinese symbols. He's tried to do the barbed wire around the bicep on three different occasions but he can never get the two ends to meet up.
2015 - Mike
Yolanda, princess of Yukon, enjoys playing Yahtzee on her phone while waiting for the Pope to arrive at her parent's establishment on Wednesday evenings. She doesn't always win but she has a good time seeing how long her iPhone battery will last until her last roll.
2014 - Kaylee
Jacques Gaston. A frenchman well known by locals for his tourist trickery. He does tap dance street performances, and has small children working for him to charge watchers and passerby's alike. He makes a decent living pissing off the travelers to his town.
2013 - Marc
Jahn Sparklenberg is a fishmonger at Seartle's Pike Place Market. Every hour on the hour he does a marionette-style puppet performance of a children's fairy tale using various items from the days catch strung up on strings. The rock lobster puppet is always the crowd favorite.
2012 - Kaylee and Steve
Johann Finkledidder. He's a German man who decided to start a trend sweeping Europe of "Eye Flipping Surgery." It is a painful, yet, rewarding surgery which places one eye at exactly 90 degrees from it's original orientation. It's the next craze in the line of ways to disfigure your body following piercings, tattoos, and scarification.
2011 - Mike
Lilly Vendenhouser is from Stars Creek, Nebraska where she quickly became involved in the Church of Scientology quickly after Tom Cruise went crazy on national television. She believes there is a reason folks jump on couches and is determined to figure out how that whole thing works.
2010 - Jenny
The Jolly Purple is what this man is called in his hometown of Rhinelander, Sweden. However, when he went away to college at UG (University of Germany), he decided that he wanted to re-brand himself so he now goes by Jim Jangles. He much prefers his new name. Now his university might want to think about getting a new acronym!
2009 - Steve.
This young lad's name is Philippe. He was born, in France, completely deaf to two hearing parents who just couldn't handle that level of responsibility. They put him up for adoption while he was still an infant. Philippe grew up in an orphanage where he was never adopted because prospective parents thought he was too quiet. He ran away and joined a deaf show choir which then travelled to the United States. The show choir landed a role in the hit television series, Glee. With this fame, they are now going to perform at the White House on Christmas Day. Philippe finally found where he belongs.
2008 - Mike.
Suzeene (the Greek form of Susan) was born in the UK with Greek parents and has given her life to redesign a new machine and automated way to make grilled cheese for children everywhere.
2007 - Steve
The portly fellow comes from a land down under. He sometimes wonders...
Can you hear, can you hear that Thunder. He tells the villagers "you better run, you better take cover".
2006 - Mike
jeck hepburn - the lover of women's clothing and purple skirts. he however has some mad piloting skills and would love to someday head up 'der to that moon over yonder.