Dec 23, 2025 - Penny

Her name is Gerta. She lives at a village far away. REALLY far away. The place is called Innika. And she is beautiful. Uncle monkey is there too, in Innika. He lives there.

Dec 3, 2024 - Penny
Her name is Riley. She swims in the water. She swims in the water ALL DAY.

Dec 14, 2023 - Mike
Fredreeka from Over the Hills, PA! She puts on a calm front but enjoys listening to Tupac and Weird Al, but to be fair - she knows how to play songs from each of them on the harp!

Dec 8, 2022 - Steve
Angela Harmony Peace. Born an angel, never having lived a life on earth. She longs for the day she may be able to live her afterlife on earth.

2021 - Mike
'Tis the season to be busy! Story coming soon...

2020 - Steve
Kylette is a trans death metal harpist whose favorite flavor of ice cream is pistachio. She never could understand why people have a hard time with proper pronouns.

2019 - Marc
Layla O'Malley - She's a peacenick at heart, in fact she plucks her eyebrows down to the V peace sign so everyone can see!

2018 - Kaylee
Ms. Hattenbarger is the most formidable woman in town. Georgetown, that is. She is a force to be reckoned with and doesn’t take shit from anybody. She can spin any story and bend any truth to suit her needs, and the needs of her clients. If you’re in trouble, she’s the one to call!

2017 - Jenny
Shams llama flies around with Santa and gives owed quarters to those kids who lost teeth but whose parents forgot to put quarters under their pillows

2016 - Steve
Paulina Humperdinck. She's married to Jim Humperdinck who has worked at the service counter of his neighborhood car dealership. For the most part, Paulina keeps to herself and helps raise the kids. She makes sure to give JH a ride to work when needed and always say hi to the bosses kids.

2015 - Marc
Cindy Lou, who heard a moo. She pities the foo'. Wouldn't you?

2014 - Kaylee
Princess Eliza is what they call her. She married the Prince of LalaLand just after her 20th birthday. She is as high and mighty as royalty can be, and loves to be pampered endlessly by the castle staff. She takes her job very seriously, by ALWAYS dressing to impress and ensuring that she is always well mannered… in public.

2013 - Jenny
Full name is Sampson, but he prefers Sam. He likes to cross-dress (add wings). It's cool - Sam has tons of friends and a loving family.

2012 - Steve
Her name is Legna. She's battled with dyslexia. She recently moved to Guatemala for a seasonal job of playing the angel in the live nativity scene outside Saint Joseph Cathedral for 16 hours a day. It's a tough gig, but she finds it rewarding to do the Lord's work all day.

2011 - Mike
Veronica Jones wears her pink snuggy to the airport to be comfortable on the flight to visit Streussal Von Strauss ion virtually the other side of the world. They've been friends since high school.

2010 - Jenny
Another narcoleptic angel... what gives?

2009 - Mike
Her name is Lily, Lily Gump. She has an overwhelming desire to become a spokesperson for the National Hockey League starting in late 2011. Just a few more details to work out in her contract and we'll be seeing her on ticket stubs across the country!

2008 - Steve
Her name is P!nk and she loves to play the maracas. She is can't see out of her right eye and she can't hear with her left ear. She can't chew with the middle of her mouth. But she is the nicest person you'll ever meet. She lost her husband due to the recession (it's an excuse for anything) and she spends her days playing maracas along Sunset Blvd.

2006 - Jenny
Angel. I'm sorry I just can't give this one a funky name. Too risky!