Dec 22, 2025 - Lou

Allah. Plays with his friends.

Dec 16, 2024 - Lou
Lou. She likes playing with her toys.

Dec 6, 2023 - Jenny
Poor little Roho got stuck in the spam folder! He was just twiddling his thumbs, looking side to side at his spam folder buddies Honey, Etsy, and Good Sam, when he was found and plucked and rehomed in Inbox, WI. Roho quickly made new friends in Inbox, like (Yoga with) Adrienne, TinyBeans, Janet James, and Samba. Most importantly, brave Roho paved the way for the rest of his fellow December wanderers to find their way to Inbox. What a guy!!

Dec 3, 2022 - Kaylee
A Russian dancer, Sven. He is a very successful pickpocket in the off season, and thus makes a very nice living for himself and his many girlfriends.

2021 - Kaylee
Joey Josenblatt, known to friends as Jojo. Famous for the invention (discovery) of pulp free orange juice. He’s a pulp hater and wanted his homemade delicious orange juice from his orange grove to appeal to the masses, so he painstakingly strained his juice one year and it was a smashing success! Soon after his success came fame and commercially made pulp free orange juice. Huzzah!

2020 - Kaylee
Story coming soon!

2019 - Steve
Habib is a male au pair helping the VonSchnooder family in the east side of west Brooklyn raise their 2 kids, Wendy and Carmichael. The VonSchnooders have had 2 au pairs in the past but Habib is their favorite. He is so helpful around the house but he really shines in his storytelling with the kids. Each story he tells usually lasts an hour or two long to tell. They are all stories from his past or his family history and he gets done up in full costume and makeup to really bring the stories to life. The parents find themselves fixated, sitting and watching as well. He has been planning his Christmas story for 2 and a half weeks and he cannot wait to share it with the VonSchnooder kids.

2018 - Jenny
Jumping Jack Smack is in the Russian ballet. This guy has twinkle toes like you've never seen. Last show for the year is Saturday so get your tickets soon!

2017 - Steve
Markesh from Casablanca. He runs a competing hotel from “Rick’s” where instead of Piano there’s a full Jazz band. When he first arrived in Casablanca, he wanted so badly to work at Rick’s. But he has big ideas on how it should be run and Hollywood film directors didn’t need anyone changing the script or the feel so they turned him away. He cries himself to sleep every night while imagining his life if he had only gotten the job.

2016 - Jenny
Hoola Hu is a world champion in spaghetti eating. He can eat 85 pounds of cooked spaghetti in an hour. Really, it's all downhill from there. He doesn't really have any other life goals, but would die a happy dude

2015 - Mike
George Incognito from Yukon, Florida where he attends training camp every summer in hopes of being drafted into an NFL team before he turns 33. He refuses to take off his vest during practice though which means he loses several buttons when he is tackled and has therefore become excellent at sewing.

2014 - Jenny
He goes by Mooshi Mooshi. In part because no one knows his real name and this is what he called himself when he first learned to talk. His biological parents left him at a restaurant and the restaurant owner and her husband took in this baby boy and raised him to love every dish on their menu. He now has a really hard time eating at any other restaurant. Poor Mooshi.

2013 - Marc
Jimmy John Jumpingjack. He is the founder of the Jimmy John's, the sandwich chain. His first attempt at making sandwiches failed, as people just didn't think they were that good. Then one day he had a lot of bread left over from the day before. In order to save on costs he made the sandwiches for that day with the moderately stale bread from the previous day. It was a huge hit! And Jimmy John's took off from there. While he is best known for being the founder of Jimmy John's, it is a little known fact that he also invented the jumping jack.

2012 - Marc
Tam Tam from Tasmania is a sheepherder. He communicates with his herding dogs by twirling his hat tassle in different patterns, indicating where he wants the sheep to go. In this way he can direct the dogs from farther away than he could with just his voice. For this innovation the Tasmanian Association of Shepherds and Sheepherders awarded him the coveted Red Beret.

2011 - Steve
His name is Streussal Von Strauss. He comes from a long line of schnitzel makers and is walking through an apartment building that smells of weed and so he is coughing! His family's schnitzel is famous, but maybe not like you'd expect. The schnitzel is famous for being the worst schnitzel and yet people flock from all around to try it.

2010 - Jenny
Really no idea what this guys name is, but he definitely "whips his hair"... well, he tries to get the effect with the tassel anyway.

2009 - Mike
Soh Cah Toah was born in Florida, NY with his mother and father, both who raised him to be a singer, always keeping fortune and fame. At the age of 14 and a half, he became one of the back up singers for the song, "Why can't we be friends". He made big bucks for his voice in that song and since, he has been working as a valet.

2008 - Marc
This is Rafa. He likes to write in wingdings:

2007 - Jenny
Hookshra. From mali-mali-mali. It's a very small island off the coast of Russia. to the north of russia i believe. he enjoys tap dancing and sitting in the hot tub on the coldest nights.

2006 - Mike
Yolencia - a huge contributor to the WWRH (we wear red hats) back in the late 50's... originally from Bahgudhasvain, now lives in Atlanta.