Dec 12, 2025 - Mike
Tina from Zoom-bina, lives in a galleria, next to a gent from Lima, she has always wanted to be a ballerina and now she is a full fledged diva!
Dec 19, 2024 - Jenny
Story coming soon!
Dec 9, 2023 - Kaylee
Story coming soon!
Dec 21, 2022 - Kaylee
Becky Glee, best known for her 1950’s stage performance, “Glitter Girl”. She was originally opened for the Haynes Sisters but before long, they were co-headlining acts up and down the eastern seaboard.
2021 - Kaylee
Her name is Dirty Snowman and she created the famous namesake drink- hot chocolate with vanilla vodka, hazelnut liqueur, and baileys. Topped with marshmallows, just like her!
2020 - Jenny
She almost forgot! It was her turn, and she almost forgot! Thankfully the family text string was abuzz with talk about the holidays and she remembered "oh, yea, it was my day to name the person a couple of days ago!" Oh me, oh my, this girl was fly... ing up the wall, because she was nervous about being late. But names are hard. So she walked around her apartment in Vancouver for a bit... pacing and pacing... and then she took a nap. No name was determined.
2019 - Jenny
Jackie Kennedy, but not THE Jackie Kennedy, lives in Madrid with her Pomeranian named George. They go everywhere together, including to the gym just down the street from Jackie's apartment. They are living the good life.
2018 - Marc
Lupe Thistle is her name but people call her Lupe Sizzle because of her penchant for tanning beds. She always wears her blaze orange one shoulder gown for opening day of deer season for good luck.
2017 - Jenny
Molly Webster lives in Brooklyn and she's hoping to be a librarian someday but, man, the competition for librarian jobs is steep. So, for now, she's working as an editor for a small publishing company. Her favorite thing to do on her days off is to wander down to a bench near the river and sit there daydreaming about traveling the world.
2016 - Steve
Maggie Jackson is a local shop owner. She owns a dispensary in Boulder, CO. She’s never touched the stuff herself, but she has a knack for knowing what the people need. Her largest crowd are tourists. For this reason she wears a funky uniform and does her hair all fancy just to make it part of the who thing, if ya know what I mean.
2015 - Marc
Skunky Brewster lives in Tallahassee, FL. Her parents named her that when she was born and they saw the two white stripes running through her hair. Amazingly, her parents are really named Brewster, so it works.
2014 - Kaylee
Her name is Queenie Evans. She grew up in the middle east, but moved to Croatia with her family before starting high school. She met her boyfriend at her family's summer home in France. She is fluent in Arabic, Croatian, and English. She uses English to communicate with her boyfriend because he only speaks English and French. They hardly ever fight because they assume all their arguments can be blamed either on the oddities of the English language or on a simple mistranslation.
2013 - Mike
Nella Banana, from north eastern Arizona, she frequently visits the aircraft boneyard and plays pilot in all the airplanes, noises and radio calls: she goes all out. The tourist look at her weird but she's content, happy and hip to the day.
2012 - Jenny
Her name is Twelf. Her parents predicted that she would be the tree ornament for the date 12/12/12 so they planned ahead. And "elf" is within "Twelf" so they thought that was clever as well. She enjoys downhill skiing.
2011 - Steve
Her name is Emma Doubtfire. She manages the Dragonfly Inn in Stars Hollow. Although, she is currently enjoying her vacation time by learning how to take apart, clean, and fix gas oven/stoves. After succeeding at this, she finds herself having done a good deal of homework and housework and now thinks she'll watch the finale of survivor, which she did not see last night.
2010 - Mike
Her name is Fabio, winner of Survivor: Nicaragua in 2010. With this kind of a tan and lack of blonde hair, it's difficult to recognize him north of the 16th parallel.
2009 - Steve
Her name is Matilda, she is originally from Egypt but now works at a research lab in South Dakota. She's researching cures for baldness by using lethal snake venom. She has always had an interest in snakes and is glad to have made her life work something that involves a relationship with them.
2008 - Steve
Her name is Sarah. Her last name is just a series of tongue clicks. She lives in England. She is England's finest animal shrink. She has an imaginary friend named "Laces", who died last week in a fire! Probably best not to bring Laces up around her.
2007 - Mike
Darlene Darlene: although her abilities to navigate the submarine is untouchable, her spider senses are always haywire.
2006 - Mike
Jho'wanna Carson the name - as in Chawanna put some marshmallows on yo' head and dance around like this. Originally from Peru with family in North Dakota.