Dec 11, 2025 - Jenny

Ricka: This is Grandma. They live in California too. She likes Christmas music. She has a dog and a cat.

Dec 22, 2024 - Kaylee
Valentina Hearts is a florist who specializes in valentines bouquets. Caveat is she only makes them for women to give to men and makes arrangements with that in mind. No roses, and lots of darker, richer colors. She is very successful in her business due to her niche market.

Dec 17, 2023 - Lou
That’s my grandma! She likes to read books and I don’t know what else.

Dec 20, 2022 - Steve
Her name is Mele Kalikimaka. She once met Bing Crosby when he was vacationing in Hawaii. They had a bit of a romance but Bing didn’t understand much of what she said. He misunderstood that it was her name and thought she was just wishing him a Merry Christmas. Lo and behold he wrote an immensely popular song thinking it was a Christmas hit but actually a love ballad about a Hawaiian girl he met on vacation.

2021 - Jenny
Penny Mo, who is good friends with our Penny Jo and wants to wish Penny Jo a happy 1st birthday!!!!

2020 - Jenny
MMMMmmmmmmVenschnup really wants to go to the mall. Or really mostly the foodcourt. Why can't she leave her house anymore!? The world is so unfair. At least she's got a killer disco Spotify list going!

2019 - Jenny
Shania Twain dropped out of stardom and moved to China, where she happily sips tea and reads books all day.

2018 - Mike
Sippie Sippie Sunshine from Ko’Seaweed, Japan. She loves to make Valentines Day cards with the items left behind by tourists in the AirBNB she rents out. She was vegan but gave up on that in 2012 on account of the drought.

2017 - Kaylee
Busy Season - skipped this year

2016 - Kaylee
Mimi Gunderson. She's a self proclaimed high-maintenance girl. She thrives on drama and is extremely up to date on all celebrity gossip. Her People magazines and Entertainment Tonight keep her up "with the kardashians", and she swaps stories with her friends. In her personal life, she makes friends with those who thrive on drama and she feeds off of them all, learning the most and sharing the most in order to be the most valuable member of her crowd. She lives for drama, as it makes her feel validated in her otherwise slightly lonely life.

2015 - Jenny
We believe by now that her name is "She So Happy!" just because no one ever says anything else with regard to her. Facts about her life beyond her perma-smile are unknown other than she lives in a yurt in South Dakota.

2014 - Kaylee
Miss Lindy Lockheart. Professor Lockheart, formerly of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, put a memory spell on her. If you remember correctly, you may recall him doing this to many heroic wizards and witches over the past few years- telling their tales of bravery as his own. Once his fraudulent tales were revealed by Harry Potter and his friends, no one fancied him any more. Because of his own vanity, he wanted to be able to pass on his genes, and his eyes found miss Lindy. When she awoke from the spell, he told her of a wonderful life that they had had together, and that they were engaged to be married. She, not knowing any better, went along and lived a blissful, albeit forgetful life.

2013 - Kaylee
Brenda Loverall is 54 years old. She is a housewife with 13 children, ages 4-25. She is very active in her community, especially in school district affairs. She is the #1 fundraiser for the kid's school and is beloved by the faculty and staff there. She loves her family and loves their many family traditions, especially during the holidays. Christmas Eve is her favorite! She reads christmas stories to her kids, has them all open PJs and ornaments, and they all feast on h'our derves and wine (the of-age children, herself, and daddy). She considers herself the luckiest woman in the world to have found her husband, and to have such a lovely family and life!

2012 - Jenny
Waa-Waa-Walooa is this woman's name. Sometimes she breaks out into hip hop dances to Britney Spears. Her dog gives her funny looks

2011 - Jenny
Suzy Ru. She "hearts" everyone and everything. Seriously. It can get a bit annoying sometimes but overall it's nice to have someone so happy around.

2010 - Marc
Yoko Suzuki. She's a super-star sushi chef in Tokyo. She is always cheery, which is part of why her customers love to eat at her restaurant so much. Her favorite holiday is Valentine's day. She is especially famous for her expert preparations of the deadly fugu pufferfish, which has not killed a single customer...yet.

2009 - Marc
This is Fifi. She is a missionary working in Papua New Guinea for the First Church of St. Valentine. She takes her job of spreading love very seriously, but also enjoys it immensely. Some day she hopes to establish an outpost of the FCoSV at the South Pole.

2008 - Steve
Her name is Peggy. She washes clothes by hand for money. She doesn't work for much but scrapes to get by. Her favorite sport is Curling.

2006 - Steve
This pretty little girlie's name is Hannah Fei. She comes from Pompay. Then on one horrible day, he husband died and left her astray. It was a death that he had to pay and now she walks around in her robe all day, for I will always love you she forgot to say.