Dec 8, 2025 - Lou
This is blabby from I don’t know and they like to do karate.
Dec 5, 2024 - Jenny
Return of the Mac loves to play parcheesi and eat pretzels. She has a YouTube channel where she posts vids of taking long walks focused on tree ID. Has a cult following from squirrel lovers.
Dec 1, 2023 - Steve
Cora Cobra Kai. She is just a newbie in the faction that is famed for sweeping daniel-sans leg in cult classic film, The Karate Kid. She doesn’t mind that the group has a history of cheating and aggression. It was either joining this or The Jets from the broadway musical, West Side Story. But she believes Officer Krupke that being a Jet leads to no good. So this seemed like the lesser of two evils.
Dec 4, 2022 - Lou
Their name is Mommy and Daddy. They like to work and they live at the North Pole.
2021 - Steve
Christine Bovier. She loves to dress in costumes everyday since Halloween is her favorite holiday. Even when we’re well into Christmas season she’s still going on and on about Halloween and dressing up. What gives?
2020 - Mike
Helga, she doesn’t like to tell people she’s from Oregon since it’s such a horrendous place to drive through, but she is a proud owner of a Sasquatch lawn ornament!
2019 - Steve
Bhinda Bhinda from Salisbury, England. Her parents migrated from Egypt and their parents migrated from Japan. Yes - you read that correctly. Bhinda Bhinda had two parents from Egypt, but all over her grandparents are from Japan and she's from England. She feels immense pressure to keep up this trend and find another person in England with the same story so that her kids can have 2 parents from England, 4 grandparents Egypt, and 8 great grandparents from Japan. It hurts my brain just thinking about it.
2018 - Jenny
This woman loves her jammies! She rocks a robe everywhere she goes. Long hair, don't care. There's lots of pockets inside so she can pack a lunch or a book inside her robe, easy peasy. All the people are jealous!
2017 - Marc
Doc Weiman. He’s a gold miner from Wasilla. He likes to show off his gold by wearing it as threads in his clothing. He discovered long ago that the best head cover for cold Alaska winters is a Cher wig.
2016 - Mike
Lydia McPherson - she grew up in Patterson, New Jersey and escaped to South Jersey to get out of the ruckus and ended up accidentally in a small town just outside of Philadelphia where she now works as an interpreter for others who wear too much gold. Her work is rewarding, she may never be a rich girl.
2015 - Kaylee
Queen Cleo. She loves a good holiday party! Or any party! Especially theme parties- she's always got the best outfit and story to boot! This Christmas she'll be spotted wearing the most outrageously ugly Christmas sweater and hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.
2014 - Marc
Mr. Gold N. Graham. He has a phobia of daylight and consequently is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the palest living human being. Also, because of his propensity for the dark he sometimes thinks he's putting on chapstick but really it's his wife's red lipstick.
2013 - Steve
Sally Smith from St. George, Utah. She works at the Arches National Park as a guide and scout. For Samichlaus, she likes to get a little goofy and dress up in ornate costumes that don’t make sense for the holiday, but she’s done it since she can remember and she’ll continue to do it.
2012 - Marc
Bub Licious from Alpharetta GA is an egyptologist. His approach to his studies is to dress and act as the ancient people he is studying would. In this way he gains insight into their lives. He also enjoys working on cars and painting still lifes.
2011 - Jenny
King Alula Lula. He's a good guy... a nice king... a man who listens to the people's needs. His citizens try to bribe him with money and squash dishes, but he says no to bribes. He says, tell me your needs and I will try to meet them. It's kind of a weird situation!
2010 - Steve
Her name is Leu Pei Fiasco. She owns and operates an American Roller Derby arena in Chinatown, New York. She was a finalist in Vietnamese Idol 4 years ago. When she came in 3rd place, it broke her heart and she spent her savings from singing in clubs to come to America and open a Roller Derby.
2009 - Jenny
Her name is Schmina. Her nickname is Schmi. She enjoys horseback riding and hula hooping. She's got a weakness for chocolate covered hazelnuts and eats them pretty much every day.
2008 - Mike
Milan Nissan of Euro, Egypt finds joy in playing with Playskool toys and integrating Russian clothing into the Egyptian culture, but mostly just likes to play with toy lawnmowers and light up pianos that make farm animal noises.
2007 - Steve
Her name is Sam. She has a fascination with elephants. She has 5 pet elephants all named Sam Jr. She hails from Taiwan and loves Shakira.
2006 - Mike
Me Auntie Shoe Who - loves to knit and show off her runway modeling skills on her time off. Heartbreaker!