Dec 16, 2025 - Penny

One day she was walking through a forest and she meet a big bad wolf and little red said “no thanks wolf” and her name was midnight. And she went to grandma’s house to eat porridge. And the big bad wolf came and huffed and puffed and blew the house down. And he went to the sick house to eat some lovely porridge. And the big bad wolf came to the sick house and he huffed and puffed and blow the house down. And then they went to the strong house and he huffed and he puffed but the house was too strong and he could never blow it down. And that’s the end.

Dec 18, 2024 - Marc
Blanche Al Dente runs a diner in Odd, WV. She is known for her breakfast of Cheerios with sausage gravy.

Dec 12, 2023 - Marc
Greta Ludwig is a street sweeper operator for the city of Barcelona. She can be heard shouting “Barrendera! Barrendera!” at cars and bicyclists as she drives slowly around the city.

Dec 10, 2022 - Lou
This is mommy. She likes to exercise. She’s big and strong!

2021 - Marc
Miradora Montana is an Andorran ski instructor in the winter, and a professional fly tier the rest of the year. Her signature fly is called the Charlemagne.

2020 - Marc
Holly Day Mistletoe is a Christmas tree farmer in Random Lake, WI. She gets pretty excited about the holidays and really looks forward to it all year. This is her favorite dress and she wears it year round.

2019 - Kaylee
Judy Garland. Top fashion producer who always finds the perfect way to incorporate holiday decor into any outfit! She was the first woman to host an ugly sweater party, too!

2018 - Steve
Manalooni Ka’pai from sunda’loon in the South Pacific. She was born male but has identified as female since age 11. It took her a long time to grow the courage to really speak about the injustices and prejudices she faced but now makes a living speaking worldwide for “how to become an ally” at corporations looking to make real social change. She just spoke at ZG 18 in Seattle. Steve was very impressed.

2017 - Mike
Madonna Lu from Honolulu , she tries to keep up with the fashion trends of the 70’s while keeping in the holiday spirit, hence the robe. She often too chatty for the common introvert, especially four days prior to the big day.

2016 - Kaylee
Bobbi Cher. She sings holiday classics, mimicking the voice of the once-great Cher. Sometimes her husband, Bob Sonny will sing along, mimicking the voice of sonny. They moonlight in a few Vegas clubs, and are very popular at dueling piano bars during the holidays.

2015 - Steve
Mathilda Crumpleface. She is mother to Charlie Crumpleface (see Dec. 9). As mentioned before, she owns a custom hat shop for people with crumplefaces and other abnormalities. You may think that’s not a very profitable gig, but if you take a gander at all the people of Christmas, you will see her work on all of her loyal patrons. She lives in Norway but would love to one day move to her dream country, Romania. Her favorite smell is Paprika.

2014 - Jenny
Why-kee-kee is her name.Why? Because-ee-ee. She's a really nice lady. Has worked with both children and old people. That's how you know she's great.

2013 - Jenny
Malik E. Leeky-Maka. She went with hyphenated last name when she got married... and it wasn't until 18 years later that someone pointed out to her that her name is a line in a song. Silly, Malik!

2012 - Mike
Fixie, she often thinks she is over dressed for the occasion, and most of the time she is correct. She doesn't get a ton of laughs, but the weird glances continue through the night because her dress glitters and glows in the dark. It's a party!

2011 - Mike
Malaly from East India; the center of attention when it comes to llama saddle manufacturing. Justin Beiber fan, uses a straw when she dreams pop; overall great citizen!

2010 - Steve (Kayl)
Her name is Cynthia DeBeauvoir. She used to be a show-girl in Vegas. After a horrific event, which words cannot describe, she left the Vegas strip to become a nun. She teaches at a catholic school but refuses to get in the habit. She still prefers to wear her Vegas clothes to remind her of where she's come from.

2009 - Marc
Her name is Faiza. She comes from Bijapur, India (the lesser known Bijapur, which gets confusing). She grows mangoes to sell in the market and on her days off likes to go to the lake and fish.

2008 - Marc
Tina hails from the Hawaiian island of Oahu. She gets very excited around christmas time and loves to wear her favorite scarf, even when it's 80 degrees. She knitted it herself from shredded coconut.

2007 - Steve
Her name is Annie Kachoo. She was a very intelligent girl but she didn't want to lead an life of academics so she moved to hawaii and became a hula girl at a very popular beach resort. She has had 547 people ask for her hand in marriage and turned them all down. She's waiting for a man to come sweep her off her little hula dancing feet.

2006 - Jenny
They call her Dollface. Because her face is cloth and stuffed with cotton. Fitting. However, her cotton seems to need a bit of fluffing. She doesn't let that get to her