Dec 15, 2025 - Lou
His name is Daddy. (Mom) Anything else? no.
Dec 14, 2024 - Steve
Yohán from Skrögon. He hand cuts and hand paints every piece of wood used for IKEA. People never realize there’s an actual dude doing this in his home for every order placed. He doesn’t actually like woodworking. But hey, a job’s a job 🤷🏼♂️.
Dec 23, 2023 - Kaylee
Story coming soon!
Dec 15, 2022 - Kaylee
Named Bebe by PG. he’s a Norwegian misfit at his new US school, barely speaks any English except what he’s learned from American TV. He uses far too many old catchphrases and struggles to fit in. As he would say, “whoops-a-daisy”!
2021 - Mike
'Tis the season to be busy! Story coming soon...
2020 - Jenny
Tom Green likes to golf on the weekends and enjoys some sci fi movies with his partner in the evenings after work. Happy guy. Super nice. Only trouble is that he farts a lot.
2019 - Kaylee
Hans. He’s a real man’s man. Bungee jumps all over Germany. He lives for beer and schnitzel.
2018 - Marc
Hootiehoo Scotchplaidman works in a tape factory making masking tape of course. His favorite hobby is caber tossing.
2017 - Jenny
This is Lil' Funny Schmu Schmu. He bounds, he hops, he tumbles and he does this in forests and in fields, but his favorite place for doing what he does is at monster truck deomolitions. He stashes side mirrors, gear shifters, radio knobs, and the like under that kilt!
2016 - Kaylee
Mongelica Lisa. She's of Scottish descent, but has been in the US for 5 years. She is finally growing accustomed to the manic, overindulgent masses of people shopping in the few weeks before the big day, but she chooses to stick to her own traditions as much as possible. On Christmas Eve, her family gives each other "certificates of love" - offering to do a specific chore for one another or some other personal gift to one another. They also give the gift of PJs to be worn Christmas night and a new ornament to add to the tree. These kept traditions keep the magic of Christmas alive for her even in the midst of holiday craziness.
2015 - Marc
Goldenboy Looptyloop was raised on a hog farming commune in Iowa. His parents don't actually remember why they gave him that name but they remember it was very meaningful at the time. His hobbies include Celtic knot tying and spear fishing.
2014 - Steve
Vince Cameron from Melbourne, Australia. Vince was routinely picked on for being different while he was growing up. He was a little awkward socially and his only interests were comics and video games. He went to a small private school that discouraged comics and video games so he didn't really have any friends with the same interests. About two years ago, he met a boy named Ronald Telly. Ronald, like Vince, loves comics and video games and introduced Vince to comicon conventions where people dress as their favorite characters. Vince loves to dress as YodelBoy who saves the world with his yodeling. He and Ronald discovered their friendship was a lot more than that and just got married last year when the laws changed to permit it.
2013 - Kaylee
This Scottish man's name is Farlan Armstrong. He was the winner of the Highland games in 2007, 2010, and this past year. His best event has always been the caber toss- and he remains the world champion of the event! He trains year-round in order to compete in the games every year, but otherwise lives a relatively normal life. He is a school teacher for young children, and is married with three kids. His family lives in Erskine, the second least populated town in Scotland. He is a happy man.
2012 - Jenny
Schmick McSchmack. He has a variety of tassel colors for this fine hat and he bring out the red one for Christmas time. His tassel scheme is as follows: brown for fall, blue for winter, and pink for spring, yellow for summer, orange for Halloween (which he celebrates even though it's a weird American holiday) and purple for his birthday (because he's a purple fan).
2011 - Marc
Peter Donaldson is a professional golf caddy. He was born in Edinborough Scotland but moved to L.A. for the sunshine and year-round golfing when he was 18. Someday he hopes to caddy for the PGA tour. His favorite movies are Caddyshack and Happy Gilmore.
2010 - Steve
His name is Rufus Dufus. He was always made fun of at school for the hole in the left side if his face. Son of Lufus Dufus and Sufus Dufus. He lives now in Ireland and works as a bus boy at an Irish pub.
2009 - Jenny
His name is Tartan. Pretty appropriate name. His parents were proud of that one. He's actually adopted and when his new parents picked him up at the orphanage, he was in a tartan so they just named him that. His closet is full o' plaid!
2008 - Steve
His name is Vargas. He is 34 years old but is an avid collector of matchbox cars! He travels New Zealand with a traveling theater group that entertains kids at schools. He wants to one day model a car for matchbox!
2007 - Steve
His name is Vjordan von Snuedel. Hi was always picked on for being albino in grade school so he wears black contacts and dresses up in ornate clothing in order to attract the opposite sex. He lost his feet in a terrible tire swing incident and he is left with only nubs to walk on now.
2006 - Steve
This Fella's name is Slim Pickens He Hails from the Land of Sweets and Cookies You may know his mother Tooth Pickens (the tooth fairy)