Dec 19, 2025 - Mike

Hannah Not Montana from Hollywood Studios! She originally moved to California to star in the remake of the Little House on the Prairie but the producers closed down shop to move the show’s studio to Atlanta. She met a boy from Honolulu and everyone knows them island folk are allergic to the south.

Dec 2, 2024 - Lou
Her name is Lou. She plays games.

Dec 8, 2023 - Steve
Harmony Bliss is her name. She has gone on 5 different Netflix dating reality shows to try to find true love (they say that’s the way to do it these days). She’s dated about 35 guys and girls this year alone with no luck. Sometimes she wonders if she’s unlovable but her therapist insists she just hasn’t met the right person. Her wish to Santa is to send her on Love Island Madagascar so she can try a new pool of people to date.

Dec 11, 2022 - Marc
Sparkledance Flitterstar is a general purpose fairy in Talofofo, Guam. In fairy school she majored in tooth fairying, but in remote places like Talofofo you have to be able to fill many different fairy roles.

2021 - Lou
Rebecca Charli Amanda. She likes dancing, stepping in poop, and grapes

2020 - Kaylee
Linda Brown. Loves to eat goldfish crackers, listen to Christmas music, and wear a touch of sparkles.

2019 - Marc
Queena grows vanilla beans in Tahiti. She’d like to tell you more but it’s the busy time of year for harvesting.

2018 - Kaylee
Ms. Cherry Blossom bakes the best cherry pie, winning the Pie Queen title 6 years running at the Alabama State Fair. She picks her cherries right from her backyard tree, when they are at their peak of ripeness! Her dream is to own a pie shop where she can create and bake every day.

2017 - Steve
Brenda sells ice cubes in Indonesia to school kids while they’re on recess. Her 2 kids always complained about getting too hot during the day so she quit her job as a corporate lawyer to make sure kids have reasonable access to fresh ice cubes… for a fee.

2016 - Marc
Lulu lives on the Big Island. She runs a small business making clothing from all of the picnic table cloths left behind by tourists who don't want to fly home with them. Here she is modeling her "one shoulder-strap" design. Ear flowers sold separately.

2015 - Steve
Debby Do Who. She works at a flour mill in Catamiloo. Her best friend and husband is Stu Lu Who. She loves to take old things and make them like new.

2014 - Mike
Sarah Plain and Tall from the prairies of Kansas in her flannel clothing make her the perfect candidate to help build a bridge out back during the holidays. She desires to live on the smallest island of Hawaii (hence the floral arrangement) and live there with her three cats but she's afraid Santa won't be able to find her there. SO Kansas it is!

2013 - Mike
Mandolin Mandarin from West Indies, she wanted to be a folk singer growing up but due to the number of calluses from playing guitar, she opted to begin her career in selling grapes on the side of highway 101.

2012 - Mike
Ricochet, from Poland, where flowers were just introduced to the general population, so she felt it necessary to wear one across her face to show her appreciation. She doesn't understand songs in French.

2011 - Marc
Cheryl (just one name) lives in Wyoming. She is named after Cher, the singer because her parents were big fans. She seems to have inherited some "flower child" tendencies from Cher as well. She loves to dance and is known around town for her stunning plaid outfits.

2010 - Marc
Hannah Lulu. She's an accountant from Portland, ME of course. Her hobbies include ballet dancing, bonzai gardening and she is a 3-time lumberjack (lumberjill?) games world champion log-roller.

2009 - Jenny
Mailak-i-meki-maka is her name. She lives in a sunny and warm place. Much unlike Wisconsin. Although Wisconsin is sunny today. Hooray!!

2008 - Jenny
Lonely. She's very lonely. She got lost in my email inbox and was left all alone from the 15th through when I found her on the 21st. She was happy to see me when I found her but held a bit of a grudge for being abandoned for so long. Can't say I blame her.

2007 - Steve(with accompaniment of Alex)
Betty Sue is her name. She is from Sueflockystan - (it's a place that Alex and Mandy made up). She is a professional hula hooper and she has won three gold Olympic medals in the event. Her favorite color crayon is Mac & Cheese! She likes to take long walks on the beach and hit up the clubs! Hey favorite TV show is The Little Rascals. Lastly, her least favorite food is Asparagus.

2006 - Mike
darlenia from eucinacia - the foreign land of the almighty sir-mix-a-lot.